Temple of the Dark Moon

yesterday got a breifing from my Nokia 8250, mission directive: find the steam boat place similar to ipoh and find time of operation and days which they shut down to revitalise. msg din self destruct though…still in the phone..not that hi tech lar… if the msg self destruct must go find thana for compensation..hehe.. so anyways, got bit nervous cause this is my first mission since I join the NiLaohia Secret Organization (NiSO…pronounced nai-so not nee-so or whatever chemical compound which u try to find from the chemistry text book). this mission tested my skills to the limits… the skills of knowing arts and crafts of the most twisted minds of all: city planners or really, the lack of it. Special officer Thana or known in the organization as Agent T, couldnt have set a much harder task for me: know my area of occupation. I scored an F for Remember Roads and Destination Course. Nervous i was, but i was determined not to fail my first mission, i was allowed the liberty to seek help from whomever i choose. the choice was obvious, the only person who lives around my area but excelled in the course which i failed, Road Warrior Commander and Admiral of Car Fleet Tan Yee Fong or better known as Agent OKUI.

on Friday, 22 of July, 7.45, i set out to find the destination as described by Agent OKUI. i drove through the treacherous realms of Malaysian drivers: no signal light, drive in the middle of the road, put right signal but turn left, etc. Luckily i was trained to handle such atrocities, so by 8.30, i still couldnt find the destination, i decided to refer to Agent OKUI once more. i was at the right location, but no steamboat stalls on sight. i knew i had to resort to my most ultimate sources: Agent Road side cake stall and Agent Chicken Rice Stall. Agent Chicken Rice Stall told me it was opposite shops, away from Agent OKUI’s description, i went to the mentioned location but found only Clinic, Agent Road side cake stall, Kedai kopi "something" and other kedai kopi, desperate, i seek out Agent Road side cake stall’s help, and he pointed me to the location described by Agent OKUI, and then he dropped the bomb shell, "mei you kai" . din open stall in english. and i have drove past that area at least 3 times…-_-"

so I have reported to Agent T of todays unfortunate event of being unable to secure the required information but I must insist Agent T fire Agent Chicken Rice Stall for issuing false information.